Swine flew?

(7:24:43 AM) 27722225539: dont have to go to school!
(7:25:50 AM) Minki : Yay!!
(7:25:55 AM) 27722225539: have to go to the doc though
(7:26:01 AM) Minki : Dyou lik hav swine flu?
(7:26:22 AM) Minki : Whose gna stay with u?
(7:26:41 AM) 27722225539: nah i doubt it, my dad reckons bronchitis... its kak.. my dad works night shift
(7:28:52 AM) Minki : Hw dyou work nightshift as a journalist?
(7:29:59 AM) 27722225539: some people write the stories, others have to make them fit and lay out all the pages and write headlines and scan pics.. all sorts of shit the night before so it cn be printed by the next day
(7:30:18 AM) 27722225539: m'dad lays out pages
(7:31:04 AM) Minki : Ooooo i see
(7:32:18 AM) 27722225539: yeah and u get extra pay ;)
(7:32:28 AM) 27722225539: g2g minx
(7:32:37 AM) 27722225539: need some food