Hello, I sent you a mini email

(3:14:17 PM) 27722225539: hello, isent you a mini email

I can not remember what on earth it was about. Probably something stupid. Anyway read on they get funny some of these conversations.

Caster Semenya

(7:18:13 PM) 27722225539: ahoy!
(7:18:26 PM) Minki : Yoh
(7:19:27 PM) 27722225539: yoh? watsup..?
(7:19:49 PM) Minki : Haha i dno.. Js wtv n uz?
(7:20:23 PM) Minki : Dyou think that 800m woman is a man?
(7:20:39 PM) 27722225539: afrik friendly letter... she sounds like a man and looks like a man
(7:20:57 PM) 27722225539: but look at da pic in the herald...
(7:21:02 PM) Minki : But she doesnt hav man parts
(7:21:17 PM) Minki : She looks lik a woman in that pic
(7:22:00 PM) 27722225539: yah.. clearly
(7:22:03 PM) 27722225539: hmm
(7:22:07 PM) 27722225539: not much of a man
(7:22:11 PM) 27722225539: if she is 1
(7:22:15 PM) 27722225539: if he is 1
(7:22:20 PM) 27722225539: if it is 1
(7:22:39 PM) Minki : Haha i rate its half n half
(7:22:51 PM) 27722225539: haha a hermy
(7:23:15 PM) Minki : Hermys are always either more one than th other
(7:23:49 PM) 27722225539: haha its hard 2 beleive u cant be sure of some1s sex
(7:23:55 PM) Minki : I am thinking they hav to test if she has a uterus and her chromosomes
(7:24:40 PM) 27722225539: well that should be pretty obvious right
(7:25:04 PM) Minki : My teachers met her..shes all pissed off that she was allowed to go to th championships
(7:25:44 PM) 27722225539: haha serious
(7:26:28 PM) Minki : Yea.. Her daughter hadta compete against her at th s.a stuff
(7:27:22 PM) 27722225539: oh haha shame
(7:27:44 PM) Minki : She says thers nthn woman about her

GT

(9:39:11 PM) 27722225539: heya! hows GT
(9:39:29 PM) Minki : Fckn cold
(9:39:44 PM) 27722225539: hehe im not surprised
(9:41:40 PM) Minki : Brrrr
(9:41:51 PM) 27722225539: hehe wrap up
(9:43:15 PM) Minki : Im wearing a million jackets
(9:43:37 PM) 27722225539: woah tha must be pretty heavy
(9:44:39 PM) Minki : Haha u nut
(9:44:48 PM) 27722225539: lol
(10:02:19 PM) 27722225539: so u cold.. anything else new?
(10:02:51 PM) Minki : They switched th light off in da bus
(10:03:29 PM) 27722225539: u still in the bus?
(10:03:44 PM) Minki : Yup..on me way home
(10:04:02 PM) 27722225539: oh day trip
(10:04:51 PM) Minki : Correct..its gay
(10:05:32 PM) 27722225539: hehe shame

Its Grahamstown and we live in PE

gtown

(4:20:16 PM) 27722225539: aloz
(4:21:21 PM) Minki : Eyo doug
(4:21:31 PM) 27722225539: watsup?
(4:22:17 PM) Minki : On a bus to gtown* n uz?
(4:22:29 PM) 27722225539: hehe same as yesterday
(4:22:51 PM) Minki : U hav a steady routine
(4:23:07 PM) 27722225539: yep
(4:28:10 PM) 27722225539: ive bin killing zombies for the last 30 minutes.. figured id take a break
(4:28:32 PM) Minki : Haha.. Dougo i gtg mwa
(4:28:41 PM) 27722225539: cheers

I think explanations make the posts more interesting. Theres not much to say here. Minx does stuff I do nothing. The end. <<>

Itstartstogetepic!

(7:22:20 PM) Minki : Dyou think im crazi?
(7:22:30 PM) 27722225539: yep
(7:23:01 PM) Minki : Swaak haha.. Y u think so? Random ppl hav been calling me crazi
(7:23:18 PM) 27722225539: u do too mutch stuff
(7:23:20 PM) 27722225539: lol
(7:24:09 PM) Minki : No i dnt! Foto day i was only in one foto
(7:24:19 PM) Minki : I mean 2
(7:24:27 PM) 27722225539: haha
(7:24:42 PM) 27722225539: omg were out of waffles!
(7:25:50 PM) Minki : Omf..nooooo
(7:25:54 PM) Minki : Haha wait
(7:26:23 PM) 27722225539: haha its a pic i sent u one time... i lost it
(7:26:39 PM) Minki : I was gna send it nw bt i cnt find it
(7:26:46 PM) 27722225539: me neither
(7:26:56 PM) 27722225539: ima lookin
(7:29:38 PM) 27722225539: haha found some epic old music!
(7:30:03 PM) Minki : Cn u send it?
(7:30:47 PM) 27722225539: ahh u wont like it.. its just nostalgia from an old game... i cn send u the first few seconds though if u want... mxit is lame
(7:31:02 PM) Minki : Try it
(7:31:20 PM) 27722225539: ok hold on... btw didya know im gettin glasses soon...
(7:33:02 PM) Minki : Noooooooo sht
(7:33:39 PM) 27722225539: yah sucks.. but they not essential
(7:33:41 PM) 27722225539: i cn see
(7:33:52 PM) 27722225539: just my right eye is fucked
(7:34:15 PM) Offering to send 021- Earthbound - Sunrise & Onett Theme.mp3 to Minki
(7:34:15 PM) Transfer of file 021- Earthbound - Sunrise & Onett Theme.mp3 complete
(7:34:21 PM) Minki : Its too much reading
(7:34:30 PM) 27722225539: hmm i hope its small enough... maybe ey
(7:36:52 PM) 27722225539: lol i could split the song into little sections hehe
(7:37:13 PM) Minki : I saved it to my fone
(7:37:32 PM) 27722225539: ok its really short
(7:37:38 PM) 27722225539: bout 10 secs or less
(7:37:54 PM) Minki : U cn get an littler
(7:38:34 PM) 27722225539: huuh?
(7:39:01 PM) Minki : U cnt cut it into smaller sections
(7:39:52 PM) 27722225539: what? u want me to? or what...
(7:40:31 PM) Minki : Nah i'll listen later
(7:41:09 PM) 27722225539: oh ok.. it wont mean much 2 u
(7:41:25 PM) Minki : Haha maybe..maybe nt
(7:41:38 PM) 27722225539: i doubt it
(7:42:58 PM) Minki : Im a very musical person
(7:43:27 PM) 27722225539: yeah well its a 10s polyphonic clip
(7:43:59 PM) Minki : Hehehehe
(7:45:41 PM) 27722225539: yeah acually the only person wholl recognise the song is donovan... and thats cus i gave him the game in the first place
(7:46:22 PM) Minki : Hahaha im sure thers someone as special as u out ther
(7:47:46 PM) 27722225539: yeah special in their heads
(7:48:15 PM) Minki : Haha im also special in my head
(7:49:03 PM) 27722225539: lol
(7:49:26 PM) Minki : My head hurts
(7:49:53 PM) Offering to send ebsaturn.jpg to Minki
(7:49:53 PM) Transfer of file ebsaturn.jpg complete
(7:50:07 PM) 27722225539: was scared, now kay-o. i strong*
(7:51:04 PM) Minki : Lmao thats so cute
(7:53:31 PM) 27722225539: these old games of mine
(7:53:41 PM) Minki : So oulikies
(7:54:01 PM) 27722225539: hehe well they supposed to symbolise innocence
(7:54:33 PM) Minki : They do
(7:54:48 PM) 27722225539: mr Saturn*
(7:56:27 PM) 27722225539: its a race called mr saturn
(7:56:52 PM) Minki : Im a mr saturn
(7:57:02 PM) 27722225539: no! i am
(7:57:42 PM) Minki : We're mr saturns
(7:58:03 PM) 27722225539: in a mr saturn world
(7:58:15 PM) 27722225539: wait im Dr. Saturn
(7:58:28 PM) 27722225539: lol hes the only one not called mr saturn
(7:58:48 PM) Minki : Im a prof saturn
(7:59:00 PM) 27722225539: dersnosuchting!
(7:59:19 PM) Minki : Yestherssuchthing
(7:59:40 PM) 27722225539: isaydifferent!
(7:59:51 PM) Minki : Usaywrong
(8:00:57 PM) 27722225539: noneveraccusemeofthewrongsayingdisease:wronsa!!!
(8:01:17 PM) Minki : No-wa
(8:02:41 PM) 27722225539: donthatemebecauseidisagree
(8:03:10 PM) Minki : Godisagreesomewherelse
(8:04:03 PM) 27722225539: thosewerelyricsofasongbylinkinparkdatmybrosplayinandtheyfittedtheconversationsoya!
(8:04:30 PM) Minki : Watsongisit?
(8:04:41 PM) 27722225539: ireckonitscalledredugee
(8:04:46 PM) 27722225539: ahhhrefugee
(8:05:02 PM) Minki : Mmmimalookituponrealplayer
(8:05:13 PM) 27722225539: refugee
(8:05:18 PM) 27722225539: okok
(8:06:36 PM) 27722225539: imnotsurethoughcouldbecalledanythingthatsjustthemainchorusword
(8:06:42 PM) Minki : Idon'thavthatsongbutmybroissingingitformenow
(8:07:03 PM) Minki : Heknowswhatimtalkingabout
(8:07:13 PM) 27722225539: ahhthatskewl
(8:07:51 PM) 27722225539: refugeeimanenemyofyourbeleifsdonthatemebecauseidisagree
(8:08:00 PM) 27722225539: ...etc
(8:08:58 PM) 27722225539: nextupispiratesofthecarribeanmusic
(8:09:47 PM) Minki : Oooooiamseeingwhereurgoing
(8:10:10 PM) 27722225539: heheigottimensomemusicihaventheardinawhile
(8:12:38 PM) Minki : Thisiskindadifficulttoread
(8:13:03 PM) 27722225539: yaiknowsorry
(8:13:37 PM) Minki : Butitmakesitfun
(8:13:50 PM) 27722225539: yeahandtypingsalilfaster
(8:16:36 PM) 27722225539: yayafriktest...:(
(8:17:05 PM) Minki : Ikeepforgettingtonotaddaspace
(8:17:23 PM) 27722225539: lolucnstopifuwana
(8:18:52 PM) 27722225539: whattaalshouldilearnforafrik?
(8:19:01 PM) Minki : Hahaiwanatyoelikethiswithotherppltoo
(8:19:35 PM) 27722225539: askthem2
(8:19:52 PM) 27722225539: say:spacesareforlosersright?
(8:20:00 PM) Minki : Nahtheywillthinkimcrazi
(8:20:43 PM) 27722225539: haha.sohwwastehbalroomzandtehhockeyz?
(8:22:42 PM) Minki : Itwasoraiteh..matricguysjslikepickingonmeasfun
(8:24:26 PM) 27722225539: hehewhatdeydo?
(8:25:48 PM) Minki : Theyjustpickonmeandpullfacesatmeandpurposelydancewithpplnxttome
(8:26:21 PM) 27722225539: lolshame
(8:28:57 PM) Minki : Buttheyjustteasing
(8:29:23 PM) 27722225539: yeahiknwthatsortofthing
(8:29:28 PM) 27722225539: just4fun
(8:31:21 PM) Minki : Justhopetheydntthinkimafuck
(8:32:17 PM) 27722225539: lolmaybetheydo?butwhatcnudo?
(8:32:47 PM) Minki : Goodquestion
(8:33:03 PM) 27722225539: nothingiguess
(8:33:19 PM) Minki : Imareadtheseconftwilightnow
(8:33:45 PM) 27722225539: heheiknowwhathappens..theguyhe,...
(8:33:57 PM) Minki : Fuckoff
(8:36:13 PM) Minki : TheseviolentdelightshaveviolentendsAndintheirtriumphdie,likefireandpowderWhichastheykiss,consume
(8:37:09 PM) 27722225539: heheverypoetic
(8:40:34 PM) Minki : Romeoandjuliet
(8:43:29 PM) 27722225539: heheitsgoodshit,iknewidheardthatbefore
(8:47:35 PM) Minki : Heheilikethatplay
(8:48:12 PM) 27722225539: yame2.

* Earthbound a 1995 game, never even released in Europe (so thus not in SA, did I mention we live in SA?) simply amazing game. Also flippn funny.

Minx sees me walking out of school (It's been a few years)

(2:33:40 PM) 27722225539: grrr
(2:33:44 PM) Minki : Haha sowi
(2:33:51 PM) 27722225539: surprised me
(2:34:20 PM) 27722225539: i couldnt place ur dad 4 a second there
(2:34:32 PM) Minki : I was lik-hey:) thats douglas..and my dads lik wher? And then he hooted
(2:34:43 PM) 27722225539: haha lol
(2:35:06 PM) Minki : Mother effer ut tall
(2:35:09 PM) Minki : Ur
(2:35:21 PM) 27722225539: hehe i told ya
(2:35:41 PM) Minki : Poor donovan hasnt grown
(2:36:08 PM) 27722225539: nope... im still thin as a rake though
(2:36:59 PM) Minki : Nah.. Thinner
(2:38:33 PM) 27722225539: haha u could say that
(2:39:07 PM) Minki : I have hockey nw.. Uhhhh
(2:40:13 PM) Minki : Ok i hav a question.. Shld i shower before or after hockey? Keeping in mind that i hav ballroom straight after hockey
(2:40:18 PM) 27722225539: hockey hockey hockey
(2:41:08 PM) 27722225539: after
(2:42:00 PM) Minki : Even tho my hairs dirty and ima smell lik a pig at ballroom?
(2:43:01 PM) 27722225539: after hockey methinks then at ballroom u get sweaty again hehe
(2:43:54 PM) Minki : This is sucha tuff decision esp coz th maids cleaning th bathroo
(2:43:57 PM) Minki : M
(2:45:01 PM) 27722225539: hehe up 2 u
(2:45:30 PM) Minki : I'll base it on when shes done
(2:45:48 PM) Minki : B4 3, i shower.. After 3 i dnt
(2:47:19 PM) 27722225539: ok and wat u doin til hten?
(2:47:24 PM) 27722225539: then
(2:48:00 PM) Minki : Cutting my nails lol
(2:48:35 PM) 27722225539: haha nice
(2:49:28 PM) Minki : N uz? Watsup?
(2:50:57 PM) 27722225539: eating lunch drinking water, watchin lame videos on the internet.. and im gna read soon
(2:52:36 PM) Minki : Thats so nice n chilled.. Yay da maids out
(2:53:25 PM) 27722225539: yep.. makes u eat really slowly though. ok nw go shower
(2:54:02 PM) Minki : Yay:) ok bibi

Survivor - we are at least a season or 3 behind the US

(7:42:24 PM) 27722225539: awehelo
(7:45:15 PM) Minki : Hey doug.. Hw was 1st day bk?
(7:56:26 PM) 27722225539: yo not too bad ey
(7:56:51 PM) 27722225539: oops was playin a game over mxit pc
(7:58:50 PM) Minki : U got lotsa work to catch up?
(7:59:34 PM) 27722225539: well i wrote 8 pages of sci just now hehe but its not too bad... wrote an english test today n got some maths n bio still 2 catch up
(8:00:11 PM) Minki : Eish joe.. I hope i dnt get sick.. I js missed a lesson of hist now im lost
(8:00:48 PM) 27722225539: yeah u dnt wna miss history ey... yeah my hands pretty sore nw...
(8:01:34 PM) Minki : Yea bt ur luki ur cleva
(8:03:53 PM) 27722225539: i wont argue there... so hows life n school etc
(8:04:46 PM) Minki : Orait.. Got hist test 2mro.. So gta study.. N handed in hist project 2day so fell asleep ths afternoon was so tired lol
(8:06:03 PM) 27722225539: haha cool epicness
(8:06:09 PM) 27722225539: go sleep
(8:07:52 PM) Minki : Nah..
(8:08:05 PM) Minki : Watchn survivor even tho i said i wldnt
(8:09:01 PM) 27722225539: hehe me 2
(8:09:24 PM) Minki : Ths is gna b gud
(8:09:42 PM) 27722225539: yep
(8:13:11 PM) Minki : Pg is pissed
(8:13:29 PM) 27722225539: yeah
(8:17:28 PM) 27722225539: these people
(8:17:56 PM) Minki : Haha
(8:19:53 PM) 27722225539: u got morre hwork?
(8:20:19 PM) Minki : Nah finished th rest

Essays

(8:07:18 PM) 27722225539: alo
(8:08:28 PM) Minki : Awe
(8:09:00 PM) 27722225539: how goes it?
(8:09:16 PM) Minki : Orait thnx n wit u?
(8:09:37 PM) 27722225539: im ok
(8:14:50 PM) 27722225539: wuu2
(8:14:51 PM) 27722225539: ?
(8:15:04 PM) Minki : On me way home n uz?
(8:16:21 PM) 27722225539: where from this time?
(8:18:11 PM) Minki : Dropped sean home.. Went to visit my bro and then to spar.. Then nandos
(8:20:12 PM) Minki : How can u prevent urself frm becoming obese?
(8:20:47 PM) 27722225539: exercise... or just high metabolism
(8:21:04 PM) Minki : And eat balanced.. And?
(8:21:41 PM) 27722225539: idunno not much of n issue 4 me... why u ask?
(8:22:09 PM) Minki : Gta right an essay on obesity
(8:22:54 PM) 27722225539: interview... someone... nah
(8:24:16 PM) 27722225539: lol
(8:24:47 PM) Minki : Ok im done..last paragraph
(8:25:31 PM) 27722225539: aww shit i got an essay 4 sometime soon
(8:27:00 PM) Minki : It sux
(8:27:26 PM) 27722225539: ahh well
(8:30:42 PM) 27722225539: do it later
(9:36:10 PM) 27722225539: today is alright for 2nite*

*Do yourself a favour and go check out www.homestarrunner.com, especially Strong Bad emails. Hilarious. I reference them in conversation as above pretty often. I'll try and supply links to the inspiration.

Homework by the sea (sounds so cool)

(5:26:39 PM) 27722225539: meow
(5:26:52 PM) Minki : Woof
(5:27:03 PM) 27722225539: watup dawg?
(5:29:09 PM) Minki : Doing hmwrk by th sea n uz?
(5:31:52 PM) 27722225539: playing games by the uh.. my house
(5:32:23 PM) Minki : Haha my dad n bro wana go walk but i got hmwrk soja
(5:33:02 PM) 27722225539: im a week behind n im not doing anything... tmoros the day 4 that
(5:34:48 PM) Minki : Haha yea ur gna work ur ass off
(5:35:37 PM) 27722225539: i know...
(5:36:48 PM) Minki : Guess i won't b seeing u on mx
(5:39:26 PM) 27722225539: nah u will
(5:43:07 PM) 27722225539: i cn find time

Awe-some < see what I did there?

(9:11:33 PM) 27722225539: awe-some
(9:11:56 PM) Minki : Haha doug
(9:14:28 PM) 27722225539: watsup?
(9:17:14 PM) Minki : Doing hmwrk n uz?
(9:23:19 PM) 27722225539: jus fooling around wit the wii
(9:24:05 PM) Minki : Ur so luki u hav one
(9:25:26 PM) 27722225539: yeah well its owning me at this swordfighting game
(9:25:50 PM) Minki : I wana play!
(9:26:48 PM) 27722225539: haha its frustrating as hell
(9:27:23 PM) Minki : Ok maybe i'll rather do hmwrk
(9:28:24 PM) 27722225539: yeah maybe
(9:43:08 PM) 27722225539: hows it goin?
(9:43:29 PM) Minki : Sux.. Haha n uz?
(9:44:41 PM) 27722225539: going ok
(9:44:54 PM) Minki : U winning?
(9:45:34 PM) 27722225539: playing archery... but doing well yes
(9:46:01 PM) Minki : I wana do real archery
(9:46:31 PM) 27722225539: me 2

"Then you'll be great soon" (I have improved a bit)

(8:00:27 PM) 27722225539: yo
(8:00:53 PM) Minki : Awe
(8:01:18 PM) 27722225539: wud?
(8:01:46 PM) Minki : Wtv n uz?
(8:02:00 PM) 27722225539: just stopped playin games
(8:02:29 PM) Minki : Haha as usual
(8:05:16 PM) 27722225539: yep.. ima go play the guitar nwnw
(8:05:52 PM) Minki : Kef!
(8:06:55 PM) 27722225539: well ima try hehe
(8:07:38 PM) Minki : Im sure ur gud
(8:08:06 PM) 27722225539: im ok.. just started not 2 long ago
(8:08:42 PM) Minki : Then u'll b great soon hehe
(8:10:10 PM) 27722225539: maybe one day

Minx says: Alo machacho

(6:56:51 PM) 27722225539: hey
(6:57:13 PM) Minki : Alo machacho
(6:58:17 PM) 27722225539: how goes it?
(6:59:21 PM) Minki : Fine thnx my head js hurts n uz?
(6:59:41 PM) 27722225539: im ok, tryin ta not go to school tmoro
(7:00:09 PM) Minki : Js act sick
(7:00:29 PM) 27722225539: i intend to
(7:01:06 PM) Minki : Dont play comp games if u havta
(7:01:21 PM) 27722225539: hey!
(7:01:51 PM) Minki : Wat?
(7:02:18 PM) 27722225539: nvm

Alo Alo

(3:55:03 PM) 27722225539: aloz*

*means hello

I fool around with mxit PC's line breaks (that you can't see)

(3:18:31 PM) 27722225539:

(3:19:56 PM) 27722225539: line

I g2g

(10:35:06 PM) 27722225539: g2g*

*For the highly uninformed (and because this is so short) it means got to go.

I tell the world what sport to do. (Ignore me)

(8:20:29 PM) 27722225539: ahoy
(8:20:45 PM) Minki : Dougo
(8:20:55 PM) 27722225539: watsup?
(8:21:17 PM) Minki : Wondering hw ima do my hist proj..n uz?
(8:23:10 PM) 27722225539: playing more games hehe
(8:23:47 PM) Minki : I gta get to a library
(8:27:08 PM) 27722225539: ok then make plans n go
(8:27:38 PM) Minki : Dnt hav time tho
(8:27:54 PM) Minki : Get home at 5 30 2mro.. 8 on fri
(8:29:51 PM) 27722225539: haha what the heck are you so busy for?
(8:30:52 PM) Minki : 2Mro i got choir, hockey fitness and hockey.. Fri i got ecyc and a concert at skwl
(8:31:53 PM) 27722225539: ecyc?
(8:33:10 PM) Minki : Eastern cape youth choir
(8:33:17 PM) 27722225539: hockey = meh
(8:34:23 PM) Minki : Lurve it cept we suk
(8:34:32 PM) Minki : We js dnt bond as a team
(8:34:38 PM) 27722225539: hockey = meh
(8:34:44 PM) 27722225539: meh
(8:35:23 PM) Minki : Gta lv it
(8:36:35 PM) 27722225539: no man
(8:36:47 PM) Minki : Yes man
(8:38:23 PM) 27722225539: meh
(8:38:25 PM) 27722225539: meh
(8:38:28 PM) 27722225539: meh
(8:38:49 PM) Minki : Beh beh beh
(8:40:14 PM) 27722225539: hockey = MEH
(8:40:36 PM) 27722225539: i do not like
(8:41:38 PM) Minki : Haha i kinda figured
(8:42:47 PM) 27722225539: i have no idea why its so popular
(8:43:13 PM) Minki : Coz wat else is ther for girls to do?
(8:45:53 PM) 27722225539: knitting.. anything!

(8:46:10 PM) Minki : Hey shut up u sexist
(8:47:54 PM) 27722225539: u cn play rugby fr all i care
(8:48:18 PM) Minki : Lol
(8:49:58 PM) 27722225539: why not just play soccer? less dangerous, more fun. and u dnt leave the ball behind
(8:51:08 PM) Minki : We dnt hav it at skwl
(8:52:21 PM) 27722225539: wat do u have?
(8:53:35 PM) Minki : Netball.. Hockey.. Tennis..squah
(8:54:52 PM) 27722225539: what else is there? netball(meh) tennis! squash
(8:55:19 PM) Minki : Waterpolo
(8:55:23 PM) Minki : Swimming
(8:55:30 PM) Minki : Syncro swimming
(8:55:34 PM) Minki : Athletics
(8:56:59 PM) 27722225539: waterpolo =meh
(8:57:06 PM) 27722225539: swimmin =meh
(8:57:13 PM) 27722225539: syncro meh
(8:57:18 PM) 27722225539: athletics
(8:57:32 PM) Minki : Wat u hav that i havent mentioned?
(8:57:41 PM) 27722225539: lol im not a fan of water sport
(8:57:59 PM) Minki : Me neither but lately i am
(8:58:25 PM) 27722225539: we have real sports cricket soccer rugby 3 most popular sports in the world 4 a reason
(8:58:54 PM) Minki : Haha.. We dnt hav neither
(9:10:43 PM) 27722225539: lord i play bad guitar
(9:12:06 PM) Minki : Hahahahaha prove it
(9:12:40 PM) 27722225539: hey there delilah....
(9:14:16 PM) Minki : Wats it like in new york city
(9:15:24 PM) 27722225539: i cn play that it 3 notes repeated.. obviously i sing the other notes.. got no clue bout the chorus
(9:16:03 PM) Minki : Aaaah i want it
(9:16:43 PM) 27722225539: nowa
(9:18:27 PM) 27722225539: no-wa
(9:18:45 PM) 27722225539: no-wa! im telling on you
(9:19:04 PM) Minki : Lol i get it now
(9:21:17 PM) 27722225539: lol figured it might be hard to understand
(9:22:37 PM) Minki : Nowa
(9:25:00 PM) 27722225539: ja
(9:25:08 PM) 27722225539: i invented the mxit word
(9:26:50 PM) Minki : Ok..i'll tell my friends
(9:26:59 PM) 27722225539: go!!
(9:28:14 PM) Minki : No-wa
(9:29:50 PM) 27722225539: awww
(9:29:54 PM) 27722225539: used agains me
(9:30:24 PM) Minki : No-wa
(9:30:44 PM) 27722225539: not used against me
(9:31:04 PM) Minki : Wa wa waaah lah
(9:37:42 PM) 27722225539: la la la
(9:53:23 PM) 27722225539: muhaha
(10:11:41 PM) 27722225539: song called forsaken stuck in my head
(10:12:15 PM) Minki : Tell me a joke
(10:14:38 PM) 27722225539: uh
(10:15:02 PM) 27722225539: heres a joke i figured was hilarious when i was small
(10:15:17 PM) Minki : Ok shoot
(10:15:15 PM) 27722225539: whats a complete waste of time?
(10:15:26 PM) Minki : U?
(10:15:33 PM) 27722225539: telling a bald man hair-raising stories
(10:15:45 PM) Minki : Lmao
(10:16:30 PM) Minki : Thats so cute!
(10:18:02 PM) 27722225539: lol i couldnt stop laughin after i heard it.. i was like 7 or somethin
(10:18:22 PM) Minki : U were soooooo cute bk then
(10:18:51 PM) 27722225539: lol
(10:21:12 PM) Minki : Wat dyou call a row of blondes?
(10:22:03 PM) 27722225539: wat?
(10:22:22 PM) Minki : A air tunnel
(10:23:23 PM) 27722225539: haha typical blonde joke...
(10:23:49 PM) Minki : Sht ya
(10:24:46 PM) 27722225539: my ma says im not going to school tmoro.. cuz the weather and im still coughing
(10:25:22 PM) Minki : Omf i hate u
(10:26:00 PM) Minki : Nyt nyt

English olympiad

(7:19:27 PM) Minki : Plz do me a favour?
(7:20:46 PM) 27722225539: sure
(7:21:06 PM) Minki : Ask ur bro wat he got for eng olympiad
(7:23:03 PM) 27722225539: k
(7:23:17 PM) Minki : Yay:)
(7:23:29 PM) 27722225539: shit hes gone... it was a silver 80%+ i think
(7:23:48 PM) Minki : Fck thats gud
(7:24:02 PM) Minki : Only 2 ppl in our skwl got silver
(7:25:01 PM) 27722225539: haha, i shouldve entered, but the topics wouldve probably had me stumped
(7:25:22 PM) Minki : It was very airy fairy
(7:25:30 PM) Minki : Dd anyone get gold?
(7:25:55 PM) 27722225539: yep this grade 11 girl
(7:26:13 PM) 27722225539: we had like 6 silvers
(7:26:18 PM) Minki : Omf! Who? Tracy?
(7:26:44 PM) 27722225539: nope she got bronze i think
(7:26:52 PM) Minki : We had 2 silvers.. Couple bronze.. Merit and participation
(7:27:20 PM) Minki : Shi!!!t
(7:28:11 PM) Minki : I really really need that bursary to rhodes
(7:28:39 PM) 27722225539: haha
(7:29:24 PM) Minki : I only got bronze but its apparent y gud for gr10
(7:30:12 PM) 27722225539: cool congrats
(7:30:37 PM) Minki : Omf its 14 2mro
(7:30:49 PM) Minki : U entering with me nxt yr?
(7:31:49 PM) 27722225539: yep, wat u mean 14? 14 degrees?
(7:32:16 PM) Minki : Yay(G)
(7:32:25 PM) Minki : Yep! 14 degrees cold
(7:32:48 PM) 27722225539: that the max?
(7:33:04 PM) Minki : Yep!
(7:33:22 PM) Minki : I rate u shld stay in bed
(7:33:25 PM) 27722225539: holy shit
(7:33:42 PM) 27722225539: i gota take my cough mix from hell now... brb
(7:33:53 PM) Minki : Lol k
(7:35:37 PM) 27722225539: awful stuff
(7:36:50 PM) Minki : I dnt ever wana knw hw u feel
(7:38:32 PM) 27722225539: ok
(7:38:35 PM) 27722225539: ?
(7:38:56 PM) Minki : Haha hate medicine
(7:40:13 PM) 27722225539: it tastes a little like oil i think
(7:40:25 PM) 27722225539: hehe
(7:42:07 PM) Minki : Argh:o(
(7:44:17 PM) 27722225539: my dad just phoned
(7:45:11 PM) Minki : Has he got a job for me?
(7:45:24 PM) 27722225539: nope
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(7:46:32 PM) Minki : Tell hm to keep looking
(7:48:47 PM) 27722225539: ok
(7:51:09 PM) Minki : Haha
(8:01:43 PM) Minki : Wats 0,2 x 3?
(8:03:59 PM) 27722225539: 0.6?
(8:05:42 PM) Minki : Omg i suk at math
(8:06:20 PM) 27722225539: lol

Naruto

(5:54:40 PM) 27722225539: school tmoro
(5:55:29 PM) Minki : Shame man
(5:55:46 PM) Offering to send naruto_ch281_p13.png to Minki
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(5:57:08 PM) Minki : Lmao..looks kinda gay but very clever
(5:57:33 PM) 27722225539: lol that pic is kak* funny
(5:57:49 PM) Minki : Lolz
(5:59:00 PM) 27722225539: naruto...
(6:01:32 PM) 27722225539: 2 days til i get internet
(6:02:09 PM) Minki : Omg ur so luki
(6:03:47 PM) 27722225539: urs done?
(6:04:27 PM) Minki : Yep yup
(6:04:50 PM) 27722225539: awww u having withdrawal symptoms?
(6:04:53 PM) Minki : And i got a project.. Matrics r using th it labs and th library teacher is absent
(6:05:13 PM) Minki : Haha.. Scared for skwl
(6:05:30 PM) 27722225539: am not
(6:08:09 PM) Minki : U hav alot to catch up
(6:08:14 PM) 27722225539: ja i knw

*Just means very funny in this case

This was random

(5:08:01 PM) 27722225539: alo
(5:09:01 PM) Minki : Eya
(5:19:23 PM) 27722225539: guess what
(5:19:50 PM) Minki : Ur better?
(5:20:33 PM) 27722225539: no, im not stuck anymore~!!
(5:20:52 PM) Minki : That was my second guess
(5:22:29 PM) 27722225539: hehe
(5:23:24 PM) 27722225539: it took ages and all cuz i missed something really simple
(5:24:04 PM) Minki : Haha trust douglas to everthink things
(5:25:54 PM) Minki : I don't get that movie
(5:27:40 PM) 27722225539: what movie?
(5:27:51 PM) Minki : Hot rod
(5:30:11 PM) 27722225539: never seen it
(5:50:55 PM) 27722225539: today's wednesday
(5:51:08 PM) Minki : Yep

Good night

(8/11/2009 11:17:10 PM) Minki : Nitey nite mwa

Which planet dd u grow up on?

(10:05:56 PM) 27722225539: maths is fun
(10:07:19 PM) Minki : Which planet dd u grow up on?
(10:07:27 PM) Minki : Omg i crave astros
(10:10:25 PM) 27722225539: lol
(10:14:44 PM) 27722225539: lets all draw pictures!!
(10:15:33 PM) Minki : Yay! I like that idea
(10:16:31 PM) 27722225539: im usin photoshop... me n donovan made p this long pretend pirate story n i drew a map in 5 mins and then turned it into a face cuz it looked like 1
(10:17:28 PM) Minki : Lolz..my bro says ur following at skwl is getting bigger
(10:17:55 PM) 27722225539: my following?
(10:19:35 PM) Minki : Ur group
(10:19:40 PM) Minki : Ur fan group
(10:22:02 PM) 27722225539: lol what fan group?
(10:23:31 PM) Minki : Its nt js u and donovan anymre
(10:24:16 PM) 27722225539: it pretty much is id say
(10:24:55 PM) Minki : There r others he says
(10:25:19 PM) 27722225539: is he spying on me? hehe.. who else is there??
(10:29:57 PM) Minki : I hav no clue
(10:31:31 PM) 27722225539: warren sometimes but no1 else really
(10:31:48 PM) Minki : Warren?! My warren?
(10:32:50 PM) 27722225539: nop3
(10:33:11 PM) Minki : O phew was gna say wtf
(10:33:20 PM) Minki : If u associate with hm
(10:33:26 PM) 27722225539: whos ur warren
(10:33:45 PM) Minki : Van heerden
(10:34:42 PM) 27722225539: whats wrong with him nw?
(10:34:59 PM) Minki : Hes wak
(10:36:05 PM) 27722225539: oh
(10:38:08 PM) 27722225539: u got the new mxit?
(10:39:19 PM) Minki : Nah its malfunctioning on this type fone..n u?
(10:41:04 PM) 27722225539: yeah on my pc
(10:41:21 PM) Minki : Apparently thats kwl
(10:43:27 PM) 27722225539: yep its pretty good
(10:43:49 PM) Minki : It gave me a virus
(10:47:08 PM) 27722225539: shameness
(10:59:16 PM) Offering to send Untitled-1 copycopy copy.jpg to Minki
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(11:00:03 PM) Minki : Lmao wat is it?
(11:01:07 PM) 27722225539: face
(11:01:29 PM) Minki : That u and donovan dd?
(11:02:19 PM) 27722225539: i made it
(11:02:36 PM) 27722225539: u knw hw hard it is to draw with a mouse
(11:02:40 PM) Minki : Its cute:) and dimensional
(11:02:48 PM) 27722225539: its my profile pic nw
(11:03:01 PM) Minki : Yes! It sux esp when ur a leftie
(11:04:08 PM) 27722225539: ja, but it looks pretty good... i really wna get one of those digital drawing pads.. those tablets so i cn just use a pen
(11:05:19 PM) Minki : Kkkkkeeeeeeefffff
(11:05:24 PM) Minki : Minke wants
(11:05:58 PM) 27722225539: can minke find 1? PE is useless, dont think ive ever seen 1.. SA is probably useless
(11:07:26 PM) Minki : Dangit!!! Online:D
(11:07:43 PM) 27722225539: expense!!
(11:08:41 PM) Minki : Mother
(11:08:55 PM) 27722225539: says no...
(11:09:19 PM) Minki : Says for ur birthday
(11:09:52 PM) 27722225539: yeah, maybe... if i go offline suddenly, its cuz my mom turned off the modem
(11:10:26 PM) Minki : Haha shes clever
(11:11:20 PM) 27722225539: she usually turns it off anyway
(11:11:44 PM) Minki : Still clever
(11:16:55 PM) 27722225539: g2g gnight

Stuck bunking

(7:04:33 PM) 27722225539: ahoy
(7:04:42 PM) Minki : Eloz
(7:05:33 PM) 27722225539: watsup??
(7:05:54 PM) Minki : Js got home n uz?
(7:06:17 PM) 27722225539: stuck in a game
(7:06:35 PM) Minki : Hw was ur bunking day?
(7:07:55 PM) 27722225539: ok
(7:08:15 PM) 27722225539: not really bunking though
(7:08:22 PM) 27722225539: got tmoro off aswell
(7:09:04 PM) Minki : Yay! Wat da doctor say?
(7:10:09 PM) 27722225539: respiratory infection
(7:10:30 PM) 27722225539: the cough mixture tastes like shit
(7:10:33 PM) Minki : Weird
(7:10:41 PM) Minki : Hahahahaha shame
(7:12:08 PM) 27722225539: and antibiotix tablets are huge
(7:13:58 PM) Minki : Hahaha i knw da feeling
(7:14:26 PM) 27722225539: but its not bad
(7:15:25 PM) Minki : Beta than chicken pox
(7:17:51 PM) 27722225539: yeo
(7:17:53 PM) 27722225539: yep
(7:18:46 PM) Minki : But chicken pox had lik a week off school feeling beta js hadta stay coz was contagious
(7:20:06 PM) 27722225539: nice!
(7:20:28 PM) Minki : Very awesum but boring after a while
(7:21:22 PM) 27722225539: ja it mustve bin
(7:21:30 PM) 27722225539: ima play games 2moro
(7:21:49 PM) Minki : And lotsa work to catch up
(7:22:14 PM) Minki : Ofcourse u r
(7:24:27 PM) Minki : Doug! My internet wont work
(7:24:52 PM) 27722225539: then fix it
(7:24:56 PM) 27722225539: reparo!!
(7:25:55 PM) Minki : How?
(7:26:04 PM) 27722225539: idno whats it doin?
(7:27:43 PM) Minki : Not working! It cnt b finished
(7:29:12 PM) 27722225539: i dno...
(7:29:23 PM) 27722225539: phone the support people
(7:35:35 PM) Minki : 3 and a half MEN
(7:35:58 PM) 27722225539: 28 men
(7:37:30 PM) Minki : 28?
(7:37:34 PM) 27722225539: random number
(7:38:15 PM) Minki : Lolz
(7:39:50 PM) 27722225539: im frustrated with this game
(7:41:16 PM) Minki : I hear so
(7:41:59 PM) 27722225539: its kak being stuck
(7:43:01 PM) Minki : Thats y i dnt lik games
(7:44:03 PM) 27722225539: aha right
(7:48:00 PM) 27722225539: i think im slowly going insane
(7:49:16 PM) Minki : Hahahaha y tho?
(7:50:27 PM) 27722225539: i cant go anywhere new, or do anything new...no new items, nothing
(7:50:34 PM) 27722225539: im stucck
(7:51:05 PM) Minki : Restart
(7:52:06 PM) 27722225539: u crazy, ill lose everything...
(7:52:45 PM) Minki : Wat else is ther to do?
(7:53:35 PM) 27722225539: keep on looking... usually u find 1 item and it unlocks everything for u..
(8:16:09 PM) 27722225539: .
(8:16:40 PM) Minki : ,
(8:16:58 PM) Minki : Apparently thers so many ppl absent at alex
(8:17:07 PM) 27722225539: ya i heard
(8:17:34 PM) Minki : Hectic.. Thers only 1 absent in my class..
(8:18:04 PM) Minki : Brb
(8:24:37 PM) Minki : Ima go shower mwa
(8:54:31 PM) 27722225539: asdfjkl;
(8:54:36 PM) 27722225539: awe
(9:01:17 PM) Minki : Dougo
(9:03:18 PM) 27722225539: wat u doooooin?
(9:05:03 PM) Minki : Hmwrk!
(9:08:22 PM) 27722225539: yay
(9:08:54 PM) Minki : N uz?
(9:11:20 PM) 27722225539: uhh nothin

One of the longer ones

(5:24:08 PM) 27722225539: awe awe*

*awe means hello

Swine flew?

(7:24:43 AM) 27722225539: dont have to go to school!
(7:25:50 AM) Minki : Yay!!
(7:25:55 AM) 27722225539: have to go to the doc though
(7:26:01 AM) Minki : Dyou lik hav swine flu?
(7:26:22 AM) Minki : Whose gna stay with u?
(7:26:41 AM) 27722225539: nah i doubt it, my dad reckons bronchitis... its kak.. my dad works night shift
(7:28:52 AM) Minki : Hw dyou work nightshift as a journalist?
(7:29:59 AM) 27722225539: some people write the stories, others have to make them fit and lay out all the pages and write headlines and scan pics.. all sorts of shit the night before so it cn be printed by the next day
(7:30:18 AM) 27722225539: m'dad lays out pages
(7:31:04 AM) Minki : Ooooo i see
(7:32:18 AM) 27722225539: yeah and u get extra pay ;)
(7:32:28 AM) 27722225539: g2g minx
(7:32:37 AM) 27722225539: need some food

Bibliography

(6:37:55 PM) 27722225539: how goes the sci?
(6:38:30 PM) Minki : Js bibliography left
(6:39:06 PM) 27722225539: nice. i usually finish late the night before with projects...
(6:39:34 PM) Minki : Im done but forgot to add books so ya nw i gta make up some book
(6:40:06 PM) Minki : I'll google books
(6:40:26 PM) 27722225539: good idea.. hows ur weekend been?
(6:40:56 PM) Minki : Nice:) but too short
(6:41:06 PM) Minki : N urz?

On science projects and sickness

(4:42:15 PM) 27722225539: yo
(4:43:32 PM) Minki : Omg sci project!
(4:44:20 PM) 27722225539: lol, colli, colli... what this time eh?
(4:46:45 PM) Minki : Cell fone radiation
(4:47:08 PM) 27722225539: boring
(4:47:28 PM) Minki : Correct th other options r worse tho
(4:48:10 PM) 27722225539: somehow ive avoided all the work thiis term
(4:49:14 PM) Minki : I cldnt
(4:49:52 PM) 27722225539: but not flu...
(4:52:27 PM) Minki : Aaaah no shame
(4:52:39 PM) Minki : Im doing my best to avoid all sick ppl
(4:52:54 PM) 27722225539: on friday i felt so kak*..
(4:53:16 PM) Minki : That sux.. Ur long weekend
(4:53:30 PM) 27722225539: yep, im still coughing
(4:54:27 PM) Minki : Shame man doug hope u get beta soon mwä

*kak - I'm not gonna lie that means shit

The gigestive system

(8:03:47 PM) 27722225539: elo
(8:05:20 PM) Minki : Ima fail bio
(8:05:43 PM) 27722225539: work hard.
(8:06:04 PM) Minki : I fell asleep
(8:06:50 PM) 27722225539: shite what was it?
(8:09:34 PM) 27722225539: the test.. or assessment.. thing
(8:11:11 PM) Minki : Test 2mro
(8:11:36 PM) 27722225539: whats it on?
(8:11:39 PM) 27722225539: i hate bio
(8:11:53 PM) Minki : Th gigestive system
(8:13:13 PM) 27722225539: bleh villi and dat.... was last year work 4 us, prob less detail tho. just try and memorise it all... -_-
(8:13:43 PM) Minki : Yea its mre big words
(8:14:41 PM) 27722225539: we had a lil class test today that i managed to write a load of shit 4...
(8:15:14 PM) Minki : Haha i can believe that
(8:15:50 PM) 27722225539: i swear.. i forgot about it and then couldnt remember anything..
(8:16:37 PM) Minki : Wahaha sounds lik wat ima do
(8:17:05 PM) 27722225539: nah u cn learn now and in the morning, you got time at least
(8:17:25 PM) Minki : Waaaaaaaah its too much
(8:17:45 PM) 27722225539: haha i would help u but i dno how 2
(8:18:23 PM) Minki : Hw are amino acids absorbed?
(8:19:00 PM) 27722225539: dno, only word i remember is villi so lets go with that
(8:19:14 PM) 27722225539: pancreatic fluids!
(8:19:16 PM) Minki : Lmao
(8:19:17 PM) 27722225539: saliva!
(8:19:23 PM) 27722225539: gall bladder!
(8:19:27 PM) 27722225539: uh
(8:20:16 PM) Minki : Glycerol
(8:20:46 PM) 27722225539: is that the answer?
(8:21:08 PM) Minki : I dnt even knw wat glycerol is
(8:21:21 PM) 27722225539: me neither... google
(8:22:07 PM) 27722225539: C3H5(OH)3
(8:22:20 PM) Minki : Think its when glucose is stored in th uhh..liver?
(8:22:47 PM) 27722225539: haha absolutely! i guess
(8:25:18 PM) Minki : Omg! Im right:)
(8:25:57 PM) 27722225539: yeah u r (i checked)
(8:26:12 PM) Minki : Yay!!!
(8:26:31 PM) 27722225539: wait is Glycogen different to glycerol?
(8:27:04 PM) 27722225539: cuz it says glycogen
(8:27:25 PM) Minki : Isnt glucogen glucose and lactose 2getha?
(8:28:00 PM) 27722225539: dont u have a mighty answer-filled textbook?
(8:29:13 PM) Minki : Glycogen is a storage thingy
(8:30:06 PM) Minki : Glycerol is a lypid- wher fatty acids r attached to
(8:30:32 PM) 27722225539: ahhhhhhhhhh im not even doing the test and i feel dread
(8:31:10 PM) Minki : Too many words
(8:31:37 PM) 27722225539: ya

The first conversation ever... on mxit pc

(8:47:17 PM) 27722225539: ahoy
(8:53:03 PM) 27722225539: got new mxit pc
(8:54:40 PM) Minki : Yay yay